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The Almost Perfect Food

For one brief moment, I had found the perfect food... Fior di nocciola. It's basically organic nutella.

I read the nutrition label... calories per serving... 140. Servings per container... 1. ONE?! You mean this ENTIRE 12oz JAR OF CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT GOODNESS is only 140 calories?!?!?!

You could eat like 10 jars a day and still lose weight! BLISS!!!

But it was not to be. Then I read the serving size. Those *#&#%$@ people screwed up their nutrition label. Yes it says 1 serving per container, but 1 serving is only 28 grams... hellooooo there are 350 grams in the jar!

NOOOOoooooooooo!

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food, chocolate, nutella

Happy Keynote Day!

'Twas the night before Stevenote... oh nevermind. Everyone else has already. But... Steve Jobs will deliver the Macworld keynote in three hours... cue frenzy!

(err... cue even more frenzy than there already has been...)

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MIDI Banjo

I predict that the instrument of the future will be the MIDI banjo. Gabriel (three years) has a "music table", a plastic, primary-color-clad device occupying around two and a quarter square feet of real estate. This morning as I was reading, it spontaneously burst into song in nothing less than glorious MIDI banjo. Earl Scruggs never had it this good.

The Life of Yaks

Aaaahh, to be a yak again... The Life of Yaks.